"If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to talk to Sam or I." -- Todd

"Samurai??"

"It appears that your boat may be taking on water and/or sinking. Certainly, feel free to join us on our boat..." -- Todd (hypothetical :-P)

"Don't deny it until you try it."

"One needs to know which way the wind blows."

-- Sonny, Jenny's student

"Are we missing Yi?"

"No, we're missing two!" -- Sam

"I think there's something alive under my seat..." -- Jim

"Uhhhh, why am I called Cinderblock??"
-- Odeviz's joke (bungled by Sam first :-P)

"You are a man. I am a man."

"Bottoms up!" -- Mr. Fish (余老师)